Location: 98 Parker St, Dunkeld
Phone: 03 5577 2241
Link: royalmail.com.au
Cuisine: Modern Australian
Overall Impression: 10/10
This was J’s generous 2-year gift to me. It was a trip to my dream restaurant, The Royal Mail Hotel.
There was much to celebrate. We had reached that 2 year milestone, I had just welcomed 2 beautiful new nieces (both born in the same week) to the world and I was starting a new job. The year had come to a conclusion quite abruptly for me. As such, it was also a good time for reflection and contemplation. Staying in the beautiful surrounds of the Royal Mail Hotel could not have been a better option.
view from our room
After a relaxing swim in the pool, J and I both got ready for dinner. It felt slightly strange getting dolled up to walk a mere 50 metres to the restaurant from our room.
We both opted for the menu omnivore ($160 each) with accompanying wines ($115 each). Initially we had thought it might be a good idea to share a bottle but the impenetrable wine list (which was more like a book) got the better of us.
Wine list
Imagine the tax advantages associated with having your own cellar as a wine list in a successful restaurant. Allan Myers is a lucky man.
The restaurant is set up in the most peculiar manner. Every table is set to face the sommelier and his wooden table of wines, an impressive collection of riedel glasses and decanters and wine bottles. It was an amusing sight. It was clearly a deliberate move – perhaps to pay homage to one's love of wine?
pork sandwich
globe artichoke and mayonnaise
chicken crisps
matched with: nv ulysse collin blanc de blancs
champagne france
It was an incredible start to the meal. All three elements on the plate were superb. Each carefully thought out and perfectly executed. J and I were under Dan Hunter’s spell. We immediately lusted for more. With Hunter's impressive resume (he was the head chef at the two Michelin star restaurant, Mugaritz), we were both excited to see what else was in store.
tomato and prawn, cinnamon basil, daikon ice
matched with: 2010 domaine Tanglore
tavel france
And the dishes continued to deliver.
heirloom carrots, garlic, soy cream, sorrel seeds
matched with: 2009 domaine du belliviere 'l'effraie'
coteaux du loir france
This was an outstanding course. It was difficult to understand the mechanics and the complexity of the dish because you sense that you are not fully contemplating all there is to it. The dish is delicious and tries to be deceptively simple but you cannot help your suspicions. The carrots are what carrots would be in a perfect world. It has the perfect hint of sweetness, tastes intensely natural yet without the impurities you would attach to an average carrot. I apologise for the strange descriptions but it really is one you will have to try for yourself because words simply do not do it justice.
egg yolk and new potatoes, salt cod, fish crackling
matched with: 2007 bannockburn 'srh' chardonnay
geelong vic
The yolk enveloped the potatoes and the deliciously salted fish crackling, creating an explosion of intense delight in my mouth. This was genius. It tasted comforting and wholesome. Every element complemented the next.
sand flathead, mustard, nori, sugar snap peas
matched with: 2010 crawford river riesling
henty vic
This course was subtle in both texture and flavour. It demonstrated a full appreciation of the delicate allure associated with fresh produce, allowing the ingredients to speak for themselves.
Again and again, the theme of balance in flavour and the importance of different textural elements resounded throughout the courses. As expected, everything was consistently cooked to perfection.
eel and bone marrow, eggplant, pickled vegetables
matched with: 2010 best's 'old clone' pinot noir
grampians vic
*Spoiler alert!*
A good meal at the Royal Mail Hotel wouldn’t be complete with a bit of a challenge to traditional notions. The prominent gleaming brown object is not the eel. Instead, it is the thin, dark and crisp-looking piece on the top!
duck and cucumber, coastal plants, calamari cream
matched with: chateau d'armailhac 5th growth
pauillac france
The coastal plants literally exploded in my mouth, their juices lingered as the duck meat melted and the saltiness of the calamari cream struck a lovely balance. It was a beautiful end to the savoury courses.
Palate cleanser - chamomile
fallen fruit; apple, almond, caramel, chamomile
The desserts were no different. They were impressive at every turn. Did we need three desserts? Probably not, but the joie de vivre of the experience certainly brought out the glutton in us.
berries and fig leaf, white chocolate and rose
matched with: 2009 marenco 'pineto' brachetto d'acqui
piedmont italy
pistachio, hazelnut, honeycomb, chocolate
matched with: nv sanchez romate cream sherry
jerez spain
And it had come to an end. It was an amazing set of 10 courses, all of which alluring, appetizing, and aesthetically pleasing. The delivery of each course was timed perfectly and the order of the courses was faultless.
The service was impeccable. The waiters came in sets of two, so that both J and I received our courses at the exact same time. Without a word, one of them would invariably disappear into the abyss leaving the other to describe the course we were about to indulge in. At one stage my napkin fell to the ground. The next thing I knew, I was presented with a new one. I had not noticed since it happened in a split of a second but J saw it all happen (he described it as fascinating). Apparently one waiter immediately took the fallen napkin from the ground while another brought me a new one.
Flawless.
Earl grey chocolate petit fours
What a tremendous start to 2012. You have set the bar inordinately high, Royal Mail Hotel.
Thank you for this indulgent gift, my sweet J.
